Me on the internet: your hot we should make out
Me in real life: hi
Nothing makes you hate a team like Playoff hockey.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”